Whoever came up with the idea of pop ups must be hunted down and killed.

My email:

shmegular@hotmail.co.uk & lifeispurple_@hotmail.com

because my loverlies, life is purple and you know you want to email me.

When I get to 85, I want to live in a bouncy castle and drink jin and tonic

Wouldn't it be fun if bouncy castles could also be houses, the furniture would be made out of cake and there would always be music playing. Wouldn't it be fun if you could fly and have a wonka factory which had cute umpa men. Wouldn't it be cool if you could own a tiger and lived near a jungle. Wouldn't it be fun if there was no school, instead you just had amazing brain cells that remembered everything you learnt. Lifes kinda boring isnt it?

Clickerty click youngens

Life is purple and sprite is buff - click

Remember to take my advice kids, cookies are not toys. Pen lids are not for sale, muffins do not really attack people & smoking is bad for your health. The purpose to live is to become wealthy penguins and live in zoo's with wobbly jam. Meat is bad for you, if your still eating it by the time you are 23, you will indeed start making the noises of farm animals and start growing tails. Become a vegetarian today, and tomorrow you'll have saved at least 2 animals! And Remember, the world does "not" revolve around food. Food is an evil mockery of dancing banana illsions. Don't get sucked into it. Jenga wobbless. Jamerry jamming jam jam. I am being attacked by flying killer joules and radioactivity. Help. The toxic waste has me now. Wibble, wobble jelly on a plate.